What is this?

The Holy Pastafarian Colander is what is known to landlubbers as a calendar. It contains all the Pastafarian holidays (one each and every day of the year!), for your piratic enjoyment 😊

You can find PDF versions in A4 and Letter format and editions with either Sunday or Monday as the first day of the week.

There is also a link so you can import The Holy Pastafarian Colander into your digital calendar, so you can see what holiday you might want to be celebrating.

Our artist for the past two years (2021 and 2022) was the immensely skilled Russian pastafarian Andrey Penkin.
We're just giving him a shout-out here 👍

Who made this?


The Holy Pastafarian Colander is the brainchild of Ned "Bruce" Gallagher, an Australian pirate and pastafarian who has been roaming the interwebs for years in the service of Our Noodly Creator. Every year this semi-mad adherent of the holy pasta assembles ideas via the official Church of the FSM Facebook page for the coming year's apocalypses and holy days.


This year (2023) due to time constraints, we've chosen to go with the MidJourney AI image generator, and the result is the "Pastafarian Cradle of Creation", a stellar whirlwind in which the legends say our universe was created.

Layouts and Interwebz

The Danish pastafarian, Pastor Farian, performs the digital grunt-work of converting the collected days into PDF format, and updating the Google Calendar.


Sunday as first day of the week Letter format    A4 format

Monday as first day of the week Letter format    A4 format

Digital Colander

To add The Holy Pastafarian Colander to your digital calendar (Google Calendar, Outlook, etc.), use this link

If you prefer an ics file, you can get it here: ICS file

Guide for Google Calender (more info):

  • On your computer, open Google Calendar.
  • On the left, next to "Other calendars," click "Add", "Add other calendars" and then "From URL".
  • Enter the calendar's address: https://calendar.google.com/calendar/ical/fsmcolander%40gmail.com/public/basic.ics
  • Click Add calendar. The calendar appears on the left, under "Other calendars."